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San Francisco Nude Beaches Baker Marshall Golden Gate Beach HumpBack Whales Dolphins Seals Sea Lions Naked ok SF 

NUDE Beaches SF Baker Marshall Golden Gate 
Clothed China Ocean
SF   Listed North to south.   OUTLINE
Golden Gate Beach. Most North. Most Remote. Most Gay. Hella Gay. (Bad Boy Beach)
Marshal Beach. Medium private. Medium Gay. 
Baker Beach. North end Naked. PUBLIC. NO SEX. Het ish 
Naked allowed North Baker to GG bridge. 

SF. Listed North to south. EXPANDED
Golden Gate Beach. Most North. Most Remote. Most Gay. Hella Gay. (Bad Boy Beach)
Large group of 20-30-40 young 20s men in one big picnic party joyous friendly scene

Separated by rocks. Hobble on rocks high tide. 

Marshal Beach. Medium private. Medium Gay. 
Baker Beach. North end Naked. PUBLIC. NO SEX. Het ish 
Naked allowed North Baker to GG bridge. 

South End of Marshall Beach TrailHead to
Batteries to Bluffs Trail
Langdon Ct Park Lot TrailHead Access = 
Large Park Lot West of Lincoln 

Descend 260’ft 80m  Langdon Ct Park lot for 
Batteries to Bluff Trail to Marshall Beach SF 

Topographical maps scaled differently SF / Marin
Marin 40’ft contour lines. SF 20’ft contour lines. 
https://www.topozone.com/california/marin-ca/

1m meter = 39” inches. 1 Yard = 36” inches = 3’ ft
1’ft = 12” inches SAE ‘ = ft foot. SAE “ = inches. 
5280’=1 mile. 1 mile = 1.6 Km. 1Km = 0.62 miles 

Baker Beach. North end Naked. PUBLIC. NO SEX. Het ish Nekkid Volleyball Frisbee Wade
Warm water 65-68’. No RipTides. Safe Swim. 
Dolphins Seals Sea Lions. Humpback Whales. 
Swim Safe only 100 yards meters. No Further!
Naked allowed North Baker to GG bridge. 
Warmest Beach in SF. Burningman 86-90. 

     Baker Beach Parking 
Lots close approx 1 hour after sunset. Advise park outside of yellow gate. 
Safest to park north end of 25th Ave SF 
Use secret staircase @ 1 25th Ave SF
South Stairs Gate locks 1 hour aft dark approx
Agile folk can hop fence at green utility Box or
walk North of Lobos Creek to Lincoln. 
Sweet private enchanted forest Trail peaceful
Parking on SF city streets safe option if you stay past sunset into Eve. Allows mental freedom. 
Hour after sunset cops lights PA north lot close. 
Rare smash n grab broken auto glass on Bowley North of Gibson Presidio SF 

      NAKED LEGAL and LAWFUL
There is no law against being naked on federal Land. 
That’s why naked people have always been allowed at Burningman SF + NV and on Baker Beach SF from the north end all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge. 

Presidio SF charter written 1990 when US Army Base became National Park NPS.gov states 
All traditional uses must be respected! LAW!  ie:
Naked
Fishing 
Alcohol 
Are legal lawful permissible Baker Beach SF
Caveats
No Glass. No Drugs. No Fires. Federal land. 
Naked people are encouraged to be on North end of Baker Beach SF. 
Park Police can cite for disturbing peace SouthEnd. 

Ask me about fires Legal in pits Ocean Beach*
Ask me about fires illegal on Baker Beach SF*
Pot Fires Camp illegal in Presidio SF Fed land.*

     Boulder Rock Climb Wade Swim Hike 
Btwn Baker Beach Marshall Beach only if you are skillfull strong and competent. Or just fit
Deep magical serenity on those beaches though. Sunsets and more. HYDRATE! 

Wading Btwn Baker Beach / China Beach ONLY @ LOW TIDE. 
BEST TO SEAL PHONE IN ZIPLOC BAG!

     CHINA BEACH SF CLOTHED ONLY
WADING west of China Beach to several more PRIVATE Beaches super Fun. Access to 4 th and last beach requires BOAT OR LOW TIDE. 
Last West access often incredibly smooth sand under 4’ water @ low tide. 
DREAMY PARADISE SOLITUDE private beaches. 
DO NOT DRINK AND WADE. Pacific Ocean. Srsly

After dark follow HumpBack Whales West to Lands end SF
South to Sutro Baths, Cliff House. 
Enjoy Bonfires Ocean Beach SF till 9:30 pm. 

     OCEAN BEACH SF CLOTHED ONLY 
RIPTIDES DANGER PEOPKE DRIWN HERE RIP
Ocean Beach Rules NPS.gov 
No alcohol. No drugs. No glass. Fires in pits only between stairwell 15-20. Fires out 9:30pm. Lot closes 10pm. SFPD     Fire Rules: NPS.gov 
No firewood larger than 2’x2’. No nails. No pallets. No painted treated OR CCA wood. 

     PARKING OCEAN BEACH
Ocean beach lot closes 10pm 
Park chalet high crime do not leave $ in car
Lincoln good. 48th good 
No park in GG Park after 10 pm. 

Naked ok at some festivals in SF 
Bay to breakers late May 
DykeMarch Sat. Pink Sat Castro. Pride Sun. Late June
FolsomStreetFair.org Late Sept. + Dore Alley. 
WorldNakedBikeRide.org June

Risky: we’ve lost ground. Nude used to be ok at:
Critical mass monthly bike ride
Castro Oct31 + NYE WERE 100k peeps<2008
SF used to be Naked ok until Scott Weiner Ban
Scott Weiner also: pedo ok if <10yrs difference 
reduces penalty for knowingly, exposing someone to HIV from felony to misdemeanor
We need to overturn the naked ban in SF City. 
Moot: world naked gardening Day 1st Sat May
Moot: National Naked day. July 14. Lupin.org

The Unofficial Guide to Marshall’s Beach (and Baker beach) 
https://fetlife.com/groups/6347/posts/18740375

Park service websites:
* Marshall’s Beach: www.presidio.gov/places/marshalls-beach
* Batteries to Bluffs trail: www.presidio.gov/trails/batteries-to-bluffs-trail
* Baker Beach: www.presidio.gov/places/baker-beach
Tide chart:
* https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/noaatidepredictions.html?id=9414290





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