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Things to do before Bush's Second Inaugural

A: Arrest Bush so he doesn't have a 2nd Innaugural.  Or else:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your Social Security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age 
child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off 
buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before banned 
Constitutional law books,
Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, 
etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a 
crucifix - do it
now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research 
you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his 
"accident".

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan 
addition.

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is 
America".

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're 
black - marry
white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a 
snowmobile
base-jumper.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music 
class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future 
generations.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay 
friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the 
endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.Things to do before Bush's Second Inaugural

A: Arrest Bush so he doesn't have a 2nd Innaugural.  Or else:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your Social Security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age 
child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off 
buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before banned 
Constitutional law books,
Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, 
etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a 
crucifix - do it
now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research 
you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his 
"accident".

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan 
addition.

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is 
America".

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're 
black - marry
white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a 
snowmobile
base-jumper.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music 
class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future 
generations.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay 
friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the 
endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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