An ANON SALON, KINKY SALON & CIRCUS METROPOLUS collaboration
Saturday, October 20, 2007, 9pm-late
Arata Pumpkin Farm
Half Moon Bay, CA
21 and over. B.Y.O.!
$25 in advance at www.kinkysalon.com, $30 at the gate
(this picture is from last year- the maze is half as big again this year! It's nuts!)
Hey all you Kinksters!
Youâ€™ve probably heard the pitch by now: CRAZY Funhouse in a TOTALLY KICKASS HAY MAZE , with SIZZLING BURLESQUE, wandering performers, STILTERS, , a BIG â€˜OLE HAUNTED HOUSE, Hay-Rides, ASS-SHAKING DJs, COSTUMED FREAKS, KLOWNS, GHOSTLY projections, FUNHOUSE inflatablesâ€¦..!!!
Yeahâ€¦this is gonna be one very special, FREAKTASTIC NITE!!!
AND NOW WEâ€™VE GOT THE BUS TO TAKE YOU THERE!
If you want to travel to the Crazy Maze Funhouse in style, then there is only one way to go. Chicken John, our second-place-mayor-to-be (www.voteforchicken.com) will be driving his infamous 'Applause' bus, shuttling your asses to the party.
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CRAZYMAZE FUNHOUSE FEATURING:
3 separate batty environments inside THE HAYBALE LABYRINTH with DJs and live performances, one each produced by Anon Salon, Kinky Salon, and Circus Metropolus, respectively:
~KINKY SALON ROOM
THE BARRON DJ
The KS MIDNIGHT BURLESQUECABARET with
BEAT BOX BRIGADE
WEIRD PAGAN RITUALS
â€¦.and ALL OF YOU- ONLY THE BEST LOOKING BUNCH THERE!
~CIRCUS METROPOLUS ROOM
THE KLOWNTOWN HOEDOWN
â€¦plus special guest DJâ€™s
~ANON SALON ROOM
Party/Science Visuals and decor
WANDERING SOULS will TICKLE, TEASE AND TERRORIZE as you dare the MAZE corridors!
BRAVE The HAYRIDE of DOOM through the Haunted Cornfields!
EXPERIENCE the HAUNTED BARN by Extreme Scream (the award winning, professional Haunted House company)
WHAT YOU MUST BRING WITH YOU
- WARM Costumes (layers are always a good idea)
- Flashlight (itâ€™s going to be dark in the maze!)
- HOT DRINKS (THERMOSâ€™, hot toddies would be perfect!)
- Booze (we wonâ€™t be selling alcohol)
- Blankets (for sitting on and for wrapping up in)
- Allergy meds if you get HAYFEVER!
No Street Clothes! GO FOR IT, PEOPLE!!
WHERE YOU MUST GO
Arata Pumpkin Farm
185 Verde Rd Half Moon Bay (off Hwy 1), 6.5 miles south of Hwy 1/92 junction
Check back here for performer listings, shuttle bus schedules, and other updates.
THIS IS A LEAVE NO TRACE EVENT!
Please help us leave the maze as we found it so we can go back next year.
info (@) crazymazefunhouse (dot) com
This is the information on the SHUTTLE BUS to take you to the Maze
We have TWO pick ups in San Francisco
Doc's Clock at 2575 Mission St and Ace Junkyard at 2255 McKinnon Street
(half a block from the Bayshore Burger King)
If you are taking BART, then Doc's Clock is just a couple of blocks from
24th/Mission BART. If you are driving, there is plenty of parking by the
Please arrive AT LEAST 15 minutes before the bus leaves to guarantee
The price for this incredible voyage is a mere $10, round trip (what a
The schedule is as follows:
Shuttle #1 OUT
8.50PM Leave Ace Junkyard
9.00PM Leave Doc's Clock
9.45PM Arrive at Crazy Maze
Shuttle #2 OUT
10.50PM Leave Ace Junkyard
11.00PM Leave Doc's Clock
11.45PM Arrive at Crazy Maze
Shuttle #1 RETURN
02.00AM Leave Crazy Maze
02.45AM Arrive Doc's Clock
02.55AM Arrive Ace Junkyard
Shuttle #2 RETURN
04.00AM Leave Crazy Maze
04.45AM Arrive Doc's Clock
04.55AM Arrive Ace Junkyard
Donâ€™t be late because the bus WILL NOT WAIT!!!