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This list has:
1) Must See
2) Stuff about me (brief)
3) SF (Bay Area) Event listing
4) Good Folks playing other places
5) Art thing & artist I liked -this week
6) Place to send your art (calls for submission)
MUST SEE: Also come see:

February 14-The Otherwordly Erotic Reading- Borderlands Books- 866 Valencia
St., SF-7 pm
with Patrick Califia, Midori, Blake C. Aarens, MI Blue, emceed by Carol
Queen Valentine's Day is all-too-frequently full of roses and cow-eyed


Did a great inverview with Trina Robbins (she rocked), went to "Writer's
with Drinks' which was great, got my hair colored, and generally hung out
with friends... 

More about my week at:
SF EVENTS: now- Feb 21 -more at


January 31- February 24- annual erotic art-City Art Cooperative Gallery- 828
Valencia S., SF
Gallery Hours: Wed to Sun, Noon to 9 pm show promises a lavish display of
erotic art expressing a wide range of yearnings, cravings, fantasies, and

February 9-27-Erotic Art Show- Femina Potens -465 S. Van Ness, SF-7 ? 10pm
Featuring the work and dazzling, insightful words by Barbara Nitke, Michele
Serchuk, Midori, Paige White, Chanta Rose, Twincest, and Trouble Royale

February 10 - March 4-Big Death & Little Death - -
$10-30 with special Pay-What-You-Can performances
follows two troubled and immensely likable teen siblings as they cope with
their Gulf-war vet father's strange expressions of post-traumatic stress,
the death of their mother in a mysterious car crash, an inappropriate
guidance counselor, and the ultimate career choice: "Should I go to college
or destroy the universe?" Complete with an enormous invisible dog and a
death-metal soundtrack, the dead spring to life and the living imitate the
dead in this dark comedy about the end of the world as we know it.

Jan 19- April 1(Fri & Sat -8PM & Sun -3PM)- Emperor Norton- Shelton-533
Sutter St, SF

February 14- 20 - SF Independent Film Festival-

February 14-PILLOW FIGHT Day! - Justin Herman Plaza -Market & Embarcadero,
1) Tell everyone you know about Pillow Fight! 2) Tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW
about Pillow Fight!!! 3) Nothing in your pillow but pillow. 4) Don't hit
anyone with out a pillow. 5) Don't hit anyone operating a camera. Last
year's Pillow Fight was *amazing*!

Feb14-(wed)-BERZERKELEY SLAM -Starry Plough- 3101 Shattuck.
Berkeley-8:30-11pm. $7

February 14-(wednes)- Open Mic- Canvas Gallery - 9th Ave & Lincoln, SF -

February 14-(wednesdays)- Laugh Dammit! - SF Comedy Club -50 Mason, SF- 8PM-

February 14-(wednesdays)"ASK DR. HAL!"-12 Galaxies, SF-10PM
He knows everything and the show will be loads of laughs

February 14-FOUR EYED MONSTERS- Balboa theater -3630 Balboa St., SF- 9:15
He turns to the Internet. Susan is an art school graduate working as a
waitress and suffering from a lack of inspiration. She receives a message
from Arin, but since she^(1)s tired of dating, especially online, she
suggests that he should just stop by her work. Arin is too shy to introduce
himself. So instead, he follows her home without her knowing and emails her
pictures of her mundane daily trudge. She is intrigued. They decide to meet
up, but in an attempt to keep their interaction interesting, they make a
pact to not speak to one another. As their romance develops, they only
write, draw, email, text, have sex, instant message, and make videos for
each other. No talking. Susan^(1)s creative clouds begin to lift, and
Arin^(1)s dry spell has ended. Unfortunately, a new world of more
complicated problems is discovered, and they are forced to deal with
intimacy as they meld together and create a monster.

February 14-The Otherwordly Erotic Reading- Borderlands Books- 866 Valencia
St., SF-7 pm
with Patrick Califia, Midori, Blake C. Aarens, MI Blue, emceed by Carol
Queen Valentine's Day is all-too-frequently full of roses and cow-eyed

February 14- Clarion Alley Mural Project Fundraiser - Balazo -2183 Mission,
Art, Music, kissing booth....

February 14-Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad-Red Devil Lounge, SF- 8 PM-.$12
It is a brand new show with comedy, music, spoken word and burlesque as
spoken word superstar Vanessa Hidary (HBO Def Comedy Jam and "The Tribe"),
comedians Cynthia Levin (Comedy Central), Heather Gold (The Hub), burlesque
duo, Sister Schmaltz and the boys of The Klezmer All-Stars Band....

February 14- Folsom Stree Fair Benefit-SF Citadel- 1277 Mission, SF-7:30PM-
Those delights include a needle Contest in which to display your art,
Sampler Booths (Piercing/Electricity, Rope, Flogging/Spanking, Request
Booth) As for the Demo's, you can see and experience Mummification by eating
your snacks off of the bodies yourself. Suspension & Flogging Demo's
including a Raffle. Cupid will also be around to hook you up with a likely
victim of pleasure.

February 14 -Valentine's Day Massacre!-Rockit Room- 406 Clement St., SF-8pm-
Featuring: Setoff - Progressive/Punk/Rock The Hacks - Garage/Punk/Grunge
Krawl- Metal/Rock Die Sister Die - Rock

February 15 -Emergenza Festival 2007-Rockit Room- 406 Clement St., SF-7:30
pm- $15
Ignit - Metal Bombshell Murders - Punk Hard Core Radiostar SF - Heavy Rock
3-Dead - Hard Rock Dammit! - Metal Punk Doc Freud - Rock Malcontent - Hard
Rock Cosa Nostra - Spanish Rock Dynamic Featuring Kimiko Joy - Alternative

February 15-17-Alex Kallao - Chez Spencer Rest. on 14th St., S.F.

February 15-Glen Meadmore and his Kuntry Band - Amnesia- 853 Valencia, SF
w/ Brian Kenny Fresno and Esmerelda Strange.

February 15-Ecstatic Monkey: Valentine Reading - Modern Times Bookstore,
SF-, 7:30PM
A Love-themed Reading in Honor of St. Valentine Featuring Ecstatic Monkey
Members: Kevin Hobson Amick Boone Claire Kiefer Marisa Crawford Jason Morris
Page McBee

February 15-Yes Go-Stork Club, Oakland -9PM

February 15-katastrophe, nicky click and origami -hemlock tavern- polk
street, SF-9:30pm-$6

February 15- BEAR APPRECIATION NIGHT - Good Vibrations- 1620 Polk St., SF -
6:30 - 8:30 pm
Bear-a-licious readings to celebrate the Bear Conference! Otters and Bears
and Wolves... Oh My! an erotic reading featuring Patrick Califia, Ian
Phillips, Simon Sheppard, and Greg Wharton. Hosted by Dr. Carol Queen

February 15-(thurs) - Shorts Program-Henry Miller Library Highway One, Big

February 15-(thurs) -(every thurs)-Tourettes--METRO- 201 Broadway,
Oakland-8PM - $7

Feb15-"Diamonds & Pearls, Agent Ribbons & Bows"-Space Gallery- 1141 Polk
St., SF-9PM-$5
With Uni and her Ukelele

February 16- The New Up -Red Devil Lounge- 1695 Polk St, SF-10pm -$8
w/ Vin Rouge, Habitforming and Ayles

February 16- Fluff Grrl- Ace Junkyard- 2255 McKinnon St., SF

February 16- Special Musical Comedy Showcase! -Spud's Pizza - 3290 Adeline
Street, Berkeley- 8PM- $7 --- W/ Danny Dechi

February 16- TAWDRY HEPBURN- The Otis Lounge-25 Maiden Lane, SF-8PM Free
w/ CD giveaways to those who arrive during the first hour.

February 16 & 17- MORTIFIED-Make-Out Room -3225 22nd St, SF-8pm- $12

February 16-Day One Symphony- Bottom of the Hill, SF-9PM

February 16- 17 -"What Andy Warhol Never Told Me"-school's auditorium,-the
corner of 24th and Guerrero, SF -8pm - $5.

February 16-Tina^(1)s Café: Pornstar Superstars -Magnet- 4122 18th Street,
SF- 9pm
Come hear our favorite porn stars talk about sex and why some guys think
they need crystal to hook up (and why they really don^(1)t).

February 16 Emergenza Festival 2007 -Rockit Room- 406 Clement St., SF-7:30
The Polluted Youth - Punk Alternative Beneath The Iorn Hell - Rock In Honor
of - Metal Core Disastroid - Garage Rock Motherhumbuckers - Power Pop Rock
Sueco - Rock Sagaval - Progressive Rock No Nothing Party - Punk Midnight
Echo - Rock Alternative

February 16- 4th Annual Big Lebowski Party -Balazo- 2183 Mission, SF- 9pm-$5
White Russians! Nihilist! Mini Bowling! Zip Line Art! Urban Achievers!SF
IndieFest Presents The Big Lebowski Party. Come as your favorite character!

February 16,17- Crisis Hopkins- Dark Room-2263 Mission Street. SF-8PM- $10

February 16,17-Primitive Screwheads-The Victoria Theater, SF- 11:45pm -
20 minute sneak peak performance of the Primitive Screwheads? brand new
blood splatter show H 3-D: The True Tale of The Haddonfield Babysitter
Murder. A parody based on John Carpenter?s cult horror classic Halloween due
out in March. With Thowing Alice Scetch Comedy

February 17 (Sat)-Dirty Little Secret-Empire Plush Room's, SF-11PM-$25
Part Camp, Part Burlesque, All Vaudeville baby

Feb 17-Kitty Rose CD Debut Party-Rainbow Room - LGBT Center- 1800 Market St,
Join Kitty Rose, her band, and Twilight Vixen Revue for a night of hot
country music.

Febraury 17 & 18 - The Laundry Basket and Spiegelman show - The Comedy
Station-244 Taylor Street , SF-7PM-$10
The Laundry Basket and Spiegelman Show features America's favorite comedy
duo - an actual laundry basket and Mike Spiegelman - performing comedy
sketches about gritty cops, vampires, divorce, and Lassie. Plus, crazy
high-jinks! Also starring Bucky Sinister and Karen Spiegelman.

Feb 17- The May Fire with The Look & HIJK -Bottom of the Hill- 1233 17th
St., SF- 9pm-$10

February 17-Tribute to James Brown- the Independent- 628 Divisadero Street,
SF -9PM -$15
Sila and the Afrofunk Experience, Dj Jeremiah and the Afrobeat Nation and DJ

February 17-Hendrix Experience - John Patricks Bar on Park Street,
Alamedat-9 pm

February 17-Śbarn raiser^(1) - ILWU Local 6 Hall -255 9th St., SF-3 -7 pm
Hosted The San Francisco Industrial Workers of the World (IWW) Working
Group. Movies like "Legalization Sucks" and discussion about where we^(1)ve
come from, where we are now and where we want to go.

February 17-BOHEMIAN CARNIVAL-DNA Lounge- 375 11th St., SF -9pm - $20
With your hosts: Vau de Vire Society And special guests: Kid Beyond, Cirque
Berzerk, Xeno, Laird - Klown Kollective .....

February 17- 5 Girls / 5 Guys, poetry / performance- Beat Museum, SF- 7-9pm

Feb 17 & March 17- 3rd Saturday "Island Women Write!" -The Frank Bette
Center for the Arts- 1601 Paru St., Alameda-1-3pm
All women writers of diaries, essays, journals, letters, memoirs,
non-fiction, novels, plays, poetry, and short stories welcome. Sharing of
support, constructive feedback, and friendship.

February 18-Bitesize -Stork Club - 2330 Telegraph Ave, Oakland- $7
with the Gazillions. BBQ show that starts at 3pm. Gazillions headline at
10pm. Bitesize goes on somewhere in the 8-10 pm range). Apparently this show
is themed as a birthday party for your cats, so wear a party hat and bring
your favorite childrens book to read. Cat attire preferred (but not
required). .

February 18-March 22-The International Human Rights Watch Film Festival-
Pacific Film Archive-2575 Bancroft Way, Berkeley-$5 to $8-visit for film schedule

February 18-Sketch comedy with The Laundry Basket & Spiegelman Show -The
Comedy Station 244 -Taylor St., SF- 7PM
Vaudeville and drama starring a laundry basket, plus Mike Spiegelman!,

February 18-Bad Movie Night-Dark Room-2263 Mission Street. SF-8PM- $5 w/
2/4 -"Doom", 2/11- "Dune", 2/18 - "He-Man & Masters.."

February 19-Beth Lisick's porchlight series- Cafe DuNord, SF- 8PM -$10
Raina Bird reads

February 19-Laughing Liberally Local 415- Make-Out Room- 3225 22nd St.,
SF-7:30pm- $8
Now that the Democrats have re-taken Congress, people are asking how
satirists can still find work and what we'll make fun of. Lucky for us, bad
for the country--we've found something. Come find out what it is. Featuring:
Johnny Steele (War on Error) Joe Klocek (Comedy Central's Live at Gotham)
Yoram Bauman (standup economist, host of Nonprofit Comedy in Seattle) Tom
Smith (Stand-Up Project) Julia Jackson

February 19- SEXY SPANKING-Good Vibrations- Berkeley-8-10 pm-$25
Ever wanted to try “a little slap and tickle, but didn’t know how to start?
Dominatrix Extraordinaire Selina Raven will show you how to add spanking to
your foreplay repertoire.

February 20- AURAL SEX-Good Vibrations- Polk St., SF- 8-10 pm- $25
5 The brain is the biggest sex organ, and the voice can be a power tool to
create the hottest scenes. Midori will show you how to use the hypnotic
magic of voice to seduce your lover long before you enter the bedroom or the
dungeon. Learn how to suggest, command, tease and take control through her
practical exercises, tips and secrets for aural seduction.

February 20-Live sketching-111 Minna Gallery-111 Minna St.,
SF-6pm-9pm-during happy hour
/art making by local artists-- bedroom deejay (aka mr. fun nudah

February 20-The radar SALON series- harvey milk library- 16th street at
market- 7pm sharp- free
EILEEN MYLE & JUSTIN CHIN- a one hour conversation followed by a brief
reading. plus cookies. hosted by michelle tea

February 20-CAROL QUEEN SPEAKS- One Taste-1074 Folsom Street,
Words that Talk to the Clit and the Cock: Erotic Writing and Why it Matters
Sex writing can be sublime, thought-provoking, raunchy, or ridiculous.

February 20-( tues night)-Poetry & Jazz Jam- Club Deluxe -1511 Haight
Street, SF-8:30- 11:30pm

February 20-(tues) - Speech Therapy- Anu-43 6th St., SF- 8:30PM- free

February 20-BLUE BONE EXPRESS-Cafe Van Kleef 1621 -Telegraph Ave., Oakland-
Mardi Gras music band

February 20- (tuesday night)- Soul Fo' Real- Club 6 -60 Sixth Street, SF-
Music and open mic

February 20 & 21-screenings of Oscar nominated documentaries-Balboa theater-
3630 Balboa St., SF

February 21- SMACK DAB -Magnet- 4122 18th St., SF-7:30PM signup& 8pm show-
an open stage hosted by Kirk Read and Larry-bob Roberts. ,. Featured
performer: Ed Mycue

February 21- michelle tea- booksmith haight street-7PM- free
LA Shows

1)    February 8-March 3, 2007
      Reception Thursday February 8, 7-9pm
      Across Time _ Across Earth
Los Angeles Center for Digital Art -107 W. Fifth St., LA
A large international group exhibit of artists exploring the exciting
possibilities in working with digital technologies from a wide range of
cultures and disciplines.

2) Regulay film showcase- 7 DUDLEY CINEMA shows the following films at
SPONTO Gallery, 7 Dudley Ave, Venice, 310-306-7330, free admission, 8:00pm, Come early - seating is limited & 7pm


A podcast to check out:

A sexy new calandar

"Dead Nude Girls" and it's a touching story about zombie strippers.

A Multitude of Voices Volume XV

The coolest 8 year old
SUBMIT HERE: (Places to show your art)

Pixie and Maggie have started doing a new morning show Suspect
Advice, on Thursdays and Fridays 8-10 AM on Pirate Cat Radio

In theory it's a call-in show dedicated to giving terrible advice on
anything and everything. We make fun of the news, play music and get a
hollywood celebrity report from Mr. Chris our LA correspondent each
week. We're pretty funny, mostly because we're still half asleep!

As all of you know, it's always hard to get that damn phone to ring, so
we're seeding the clouds and asking our nearest and dearest to help us
get the ball rolling. If you happen to be up and around and near a
phone, it would be a great help if you could call in and ask something,
anything – relationship issues, annoying neighbors, social etiquette,
medical problems. You can also email your questions to:


XOXO - have a beautiful and creative day
   Melinda, lilycat, Ms Kittywhore, Boom Boom
"Building community, helping good people, and promoting great art."

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