Sunday, June 3rd
Joaquin Miller Park, Oakland
Noon-8p & Free
Oakland, CA - Gorgeous Joaquin Miller Park will play host to this year’s Spring Training, a free “Summer Campouts for Dummies” prep course offered to all investors of False Profit, LLC featuring...
Adam Ohana (Get Freaky)/Laura (El Circo)
benchun (False Profit)/Dr. Toast (False Profit)
Alxndr (DownLow, False Profit)
Obi-J (False Profit)
Genji (Word of Mouth)
With the summer promising prolonged exposure to the elements and to wide-ranging frequencies at high volumes, we want our investors to be prepared. Just as with any campout, you will need:
* Food and beverage provisions (to prevent starvation and/or dehydration)
* Sunscreen (to prevent sunburn and/or incineration by solar flares)
* Sunglasses (to prevent retinal damage due to UV rays and/or aging)
* Blankets (to prevent grass stains and/or allergic reactions to the plantlife)
This free offer expires on June 4th. Remember...practice makes perfect.