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If you go to jail
Establish dominance quickly
Work the room like Dale Carnegie
How to win friends and influence people
I got a smile
For everyone I meet
As long as you don't try taking my baby
Or dropping a bomb on my street
Middle of the road
Chrissie Hynde the pretenders
Walk softly and carry a big stick
Theodore Roosevelt
Women are like teabags
You never know what they're made of
Until they're in hot water
Eleanor Roosevelt
If jail
If you keep your head high, make eye contact with the alpha males in jail, give the simple quick alpha male micro head nod
While standing tall head high
Then you're in good position to learn the rules
In this way the alpha males and or the helpful males will help you learn the ropes for example the phone system
San Jose jail
If you go to the little jail at 50 W. Heading St., San Jose this is where all Santa Clara County cities send their arrestee s to the main jail SCCO
Elmwood jail Milpitas a.k.a. the big jail JAIL JAIL
Press one for English
Press zero to make a collect call
Press two to make a debit call
Press one to make a ...
Press 11 quickly to make a free call
You are allowed seven free calls per week but no prison staff a.k.a. cops sheriffs a.k.a. CO correctional officer will tell you this.
This Kernal of knowledge only comes from the Bros
Caretakers aka guys who help other guys learn the ropes are the ones pushing brooms
When Phone asks you for your pin you enter your eight digit wristband inmate ID number followed by your
MM/YY BIRTHDATE MONTH MONTH YEAR YEAR
DO NOT LET ANY OTHER INMATE SEE YOUR MM/YY
BAD INMATES WILL TRADE/SELL YOUR PIN
Memorize phone numbers of your lawyer and
ICE in case of emergency contact of the people who are going to get you out of jail
Friends family lawyer fixers
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As sheriff bags your property he may be nice enough to let you temporarily unbag your cell phone as you tell him your emergency contact numbers are on the lock screen of your cell phone
In this way you can write those numbers on your wrist before you lose your cell phone in jail
Everything will be taken from you
You will wear orange in REC San Mateo county
You will wear green brown in Santa Clara county
Your cell phone was bagged by a cop whether the cop in this jail or the arresting officer on the street
Cops do this all day every day so slicing open the BAG of your property to access your cell phone then re-bagging it with a 2nd bag is no big deal for any cop they do this all day every day
By having your ice numbers on your lock screen you do not have to enter your passcode in front of a cop
Do not enter your passcode or unlock your phone in front of a cop DUH
Memorize all important phone numbers passwords
In this way I was able to have a girlfriend post SF Events PlantTrees.org SFevents from her email
I simply called her on my cell phone when I was driving over Donner Summit and she could simply post on my calendar 2003 pre iPhone
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Rules for daughter from father re: date night
Do not add to the population
Do not take away from the population
Do not go to jail
If you do go to jail establish dominance quickly |
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